Let's be honest here, dudes. We're absolutely screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We spend our money on useless crap. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're headed for a wall.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and actually did something about it?
“2. Meant to Be Fucked by You, Guys”
You guys know about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of action that gets your blood pumping. No space for weaklings here, only those who need it all. We're talking about getting lost and feeling every bit of the ride. read more
- Dump that shitty stuff you’ve been reading.
- Here's where the real pleasure is.
- Feel what you deserve: a wild, powerful trip.
You're not begging. We’re just offering you the deal.
dudes: Dude Nail You know Right Tonight
Look, I'm not Messing around. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Satisfaction. Don't Delay around with Chat, just Make love to me already. I'm Hot and waiting for you to Tear this place up.
Don't be a chicken, I know you want to.
Dude! Those Guys {Want to Fuck Me|Are Trying To Get In My Pants
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Take a Hint. I've been trying to Make it Clear, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Don't Care . It's getting {ReallyOut of Hand.
- I Really Need To Call the Police.
- Seriously| This is getting Way Too Intense.
Honestly, I just want to Go About My Day in Quiet! Is that too much to ask?
Guys Fire this Fucking Wild
Tonight, we're gonna turn it up. I'm talking about a legendary sesh. We gotta get wasted and go bananas. I've got {a playlist on fire|some banging tunes that will make you lose your mind.
We're gonna rage all night long. So, are you ready to party like there's no tomorrow?
Let's make this a epic adventure.
Screw It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- A few drinks will clear things up.
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.